Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep...

I've always wondered some things about this:

1) Who is the tortured soul who writes these demented prayers?

2) Doesn't God want your prayers in your own words?

3) Does God want to hear the same, exact thing all day, everyday?

4) Does God even appreciate rhyming?

5) If you didn't pray the above prayer before bed, would God forget about you?

Imagine

A Song for Trying Times

Papal Keys

You think the Papal keys are cool?

Wait 'til you see the company car to which they belong!

And don't get me started on the whacked-out "Papal hat rack"!

Hungarian Rhapsody - By Victor Borge

I have no idea who or what "Yewsef" is all about, but Victor Borge may be that one person I've found to be as equally amusing as Groucho Marx.

The Uninteresting History of the Piano - by Victor Borge

Marxist Contract

Cornier than a succotash festival, but I like it!

From "A Night at the Opera".

Sort of reminds me of Congress and the Constitution.